Why the Lions suck and some funny jokes

The Lions as we all know are the worst team ever. They could not win a game if there lives depended on it. Every year people say there going to be better, but in reality they wikll never be good or better. It seems like every year that goes by we get wors. Even if we had the best coach in the world we would still suck.

Here are some funny Lion Jokes:Q.Why do the Detroit Lions want a clone? A.So they would have somebody they could beat.
Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10? A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !
Q.What do a stolen car and the Lions have in common? A.No Title.
Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts
Q. Why did the Lion fan want to shoot a lion on safari? A. Because it would be the only Lion Trophy he would ever see.
Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions & the Taliban? A. The Taliban have a running game.
Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado? A. To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. How many people does it take to change a lightbulb at Ford Field? A. Three. One to change it and two to talk about how good the old one was.!
Q. Why are the Lions like a tampon? A. They are only good for one period and have no second string.
Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring? A. A thief
Q. Why doesn't Flint have a professional football team? A. Because then Detroit would want one
Q. Why was Wayne Fontes upset when the Detroit Lions playbook was stolen? A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. Why did Rodney King want to play for the Lions? A. Because they don't beat anybody.
Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. What's the first thing Lions fans will hear when the Lions win the Super Bowl? A. Their Alarm Clocks
Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl? A. The Detroit Lions Q. What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
Q. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run the football? A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.

Christmas is on its way

What do you know? Christmas is on its way and its already snowing in fricken Michigan. Its not even Thanksgiving yet and if you look outside you will see an inch of snow. WNIC stated playing Christmas music November 1 and it was still 70 degrees out. I am so sick of people getting ready for Christmas before Thanksgiving. Some people in my neighborhood already have their Christmas tree up. Michigan has the worst weather in the world and when I am older and making millions me and my Ferrari are moving to California with all the hot girls. Its always nice in California and look on the bright side you don't have to pay a heating bill



Don't get me wrong though. Christmas is the best time of the year. I mean whats better than a holiday where you get free toys, money, and a great dinner. The snow is amazing and you get to hang out with all your family. This Christmas is going to be sweet. I am going to get a bunch of stuff like I always do and maybe the new Call of Duty. I can not wait! But the best thing about Christmas is that we don't have to go to stupid school. I am so sick of school I could puke in my own shoes. Everyday we have to get up at 6:00am and get ready for stupid school. I wish I was home schooled!