Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Why the Lions suck and some funny jokes
The Lions as we all know are the worst team ever. They could not win a game if there lives depended on it. Every year people say there going to be better, but in reality they wikll never be good or better. It seems like every year that goes by we get wors. Even if we had the best coach in the world we would still suck.
Here are some funny Lion Jokes:Q.Why do the Detroit Lions want a clone? A.So they would have somebody they could beat.
Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10? A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !
Q.What do a stolen car and the Lions have in common? A.No Title.
Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts
Q. Why did the Lion fan want to shoot a lion on safari? A. Because it would be the only Lion Trophy he would ever see.
Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions & the Taliban? A. The Taliban have a running game.
Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado? A. To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. How many people does it take to change a lightbulb at Ford Field? A. Three. One to change it and two to talk about how good the old one was.!
Q. Why are the Lions like a tampon? A. They are only good for one period and have no second string.
Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring? A. A thief
Q. Why doesn't Flint have a professional football team? A. Because then Detroit would want one
Q. Why was Wayne Fontes upset when the Detroit Lions playbook was stolen? A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. Why did Rodney King want to play for the Lions? A. Because they don't beat anybody.
Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. What's the first thing Lions fans will hear when the Lions win the Super Bowl? A. Their Alarm Clocks
Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl? A. The Detroit Lions Q. What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
Q. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run the football? A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
Here are some funny Lion Jokes:Q.Why do the Detroit Lions want a clone? A.So they would have somebody they could beat.
Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10? A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !
Q.What do a stolen car and the Lions have in common? A.No Title.
Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts
Q. Why did the Lion fan want to shoot a lion on safari? A. Because it would be the only Lion Trophy he would ever see.
Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions & the Taliban? A. The Taliban have a running game.
Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado? A. To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. How many people does it take to change a lightbulb at Ford Field? A. Three. One to change it and two to talk about how good the old one was.!
Q. Why are the Lions like a tampon? A. They are only good for one period and have no second string.
Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring? A. A thief
Q. Why doesn't Flint have a professional football team? A. Because then Detroit would want one
Q. Why was Wayne Fontes upset when the Detroit Lions playbook was stolen? A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. Why did Rodney King want to play for the Lions? A. Because they don't beat anybody.
Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. What's the first thing Lions fans will hear when the Lions win the Super Bowl? A. Their Alarm Clocks
Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl? A. The Detroit Lions Q. What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
Q. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run the football? A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
Monday, November 17, 2008
Christmas is on its way
What do you know? Christmas is on its way and its already snowing in fricken Michigan. Its not even Thanksgiving yet and if you look outside you will see an inch of snow. WNIC stated playing Christmas music November 1 and it was still 70 degrees out. I am so sick of people getting ready for Christmas before Thanksgiving. Some people in my neighborhood already have their Christmas tree up. Michigan has the worst weather in the world and when I am older and making millions me and my Ferrari are moving to California with all the hot girls. Its always nice in California and look on the bright side you don't have to pay a heating bill
Don't get me wrong though. Christmas is the best time of the year. I mean whats better than a holiday where you get free toys, money, and a great dinner. The snow is amazing and you get to hang out with all your family. This Christmas is going to be sweet. I am going to get a bunch of stuff like I always do and maybe the new Call of Duty. I can not wait! But the best thing about Christmas is that we don't have to go to stupid school. I am so sick of school I could puke in my own shoes. Everyday we have to get up at 6:00am and get ready for stupid school. I wish I was home schooled!
Don't get me wrong though. Christmas is the best time of the year. I mean whats better than a holiday where you get free toys, money, and a great dinner. The snow is amazing and you get to hang out with all your family. This Christmas is going to be sweet. I am going to get a bunch of stuff like I always do and maybe the new Call of Duty. I can not wait! But the best thing about Christmas is that we don't have to go to stupid school. I am so sick of school I could puke in my own shoes. Everyday we have to get up at 6:00am and get ready for stupid school. I wish I was home schooled!
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Halloween
We all know that Halloween is a holiday celebrated on the night of October 31. Halloween activities include trick-or-treating, ghost tours, bonfires, costume parties, visiting haunted Houses, carving pumpkins, reading scary stories and watching horror movies. Some people don't know that Irish immigrants carried versions of the tradition to North America in the nineteenth century. Other western countries embraced the holiday in the late twentieth century. Halloween is celebrated in several countries of the Western World.
On Halloween I go and get some candy and then come home and eat it. Sometimes my friends and I will go to some dumb "Haunted Houses", if that's what they call those things now a days.Sometimes will go around and ding-dong ditch some houses, but every year Halloween gets more fake and no one believes anything anymore. Our parents used to tell us that ghosts used to come out and the devil would rise up and steal every ones soul. Who is dumb enough to believe that kind of stuff? Nothing happens on Halloween, besides the fact that major cooperation's make millions of dollars off of us because we all go to the store and buy all there candy. And that my friends ( Ha Ha! McCain is an idiot) is one of the reasons why our economy is bad. Lets give more of our money to these power hungry organizations. That is the true meaning of Halloween and that's why your seeing more people living in boxes on the street.
On Halloween I go and get some candy and then come home and eat it. Sometimes my friends and I will go to some dumb "Haunted Houses", if that's what they call those things now a days.Sometimes will go around and ding-dong ditch some houses, but every year Halloween gets more fake and no one believes anything anymore. Our parents used to tell us that ghosts used to come out and the devil would rise up and steal every ones soul. Who is dumb enough to believe that kind of stuff? Nothing happens on Halloween, besides the fact that major cooperation's make millions of dollars off of us because we all go to the store and buy all there candy. And that my friends ( Ha Ha! McCain is an idiot) is one of the reasons why our economy is bad. Lets give more of our money to these power hungry organizations. That is the true meaning of Halloween and that's why your seeing more people living in boxes on the street.
Friday, October 17, 2008
Why you should vote yes for sheldon?
You should vote yes for me because Im awsome and everyone loves me and I look good. Im a tank. If you vote for me Ill bring all the little children snack packs.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
My Favororite Player
My favorite soccer player would be the man known as Ronaldinho. Ronaldinho used to play for F.C. Barcelona, but he now plays for the amazing team of AC Milan. AC Milan is an unbelievable team and they just won a major championship. They are now much better because they now have Ronaldinho. Ronaldinho is a very talented player. He has two dogs and has a very careing family. His sister is his manager. I think that he is the best player in the world. Ronalinho is a beast!
Monday, September 22, 2008
World Cup
Soccer is the most amazing sport in the world. Not just because I play it, but its just awsome. Soccer is the most played sport around the world. The best tournament in soccer would have to be the World Cup.
The FIFA World Cup is an international association football competition by the men's national teams. The championship has been awarded every four years since the first tournament in 1930, except in 1942 and 1946, due to World War II. The tournament has two parts, the qualification phase and the final phase. The qualification phase takes three years untill the Finals. All teams must qualify for the finals.The Finals involve 32 teams competing for the title.
The World Cup Finals is the most widely-viewed sporting event in the world. In the eighteen tournaments held, only seven nations have won the title. Brazil is the most successful World Cup team, having won the tournament five times. The last World Cup Finals were held in Germany. Italy were the champions after beating France in the final on penalty kicks. It was an amazing game. The next World Cup Finals will be held in South Africa, from June 11, 2010 to July 11, 2010, and the 2014 Finals will be held in Brazil.
The FIFA World Cup is an international association football competition by the men's national teams. The championship has been awarded every four years since the first tournament in 1930, except in 1942 and 1946, due to World War II. The tournament has two parts, the qualification phase and the final phase. The qualification phase takes three years untill the Finals. All teams must qualify for the finals.The Finals involve 32 teams competing for the title.
The World Cup Finals is the most widely-viewed sporting event in the world. In the eighteen tournaments held, only seven nations have won the title. Brazil is the most successful World Cup team, having won the tournament five times. The last World Cup Finals were held in Germany. Italy were the champions after beating France in the final on penalty kicks. It was an amazing game. The next World Cup Finals will be held in South Africa, from June 11, 2010 to July 11, 2010, and the 2014 Finals will be held in Brazil.
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